Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10)Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9) Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8) See if they could finally do the splits.
7) See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6) Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5) Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... WAY before closing time.
4)Have consecutive orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3)Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2)Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1)Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis:
10)Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9)Get a blow job.
8)Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7)Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6) Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5) Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4) Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
1) Repeat number 9.